August 23, 2008

OBIDEN OH EIGHT

I need a t-shirt that says:

OBIDEN '08

also, I want one that says:

THE DUDE OBIDENS.

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August 17, 2008

How the NBA Conducts Matters of State

Meeting Team USA with Bush 43 before the game, Bush 41 gave a warm hug to Lakers star Kobe Bryant and received an affectionate greeting from Cavaliers hero LeBron James: "What's up, pops?" the massive James asked.


From the WaPo Olympics blog:
The Olympics are just four days old, but the best quote of the Games has already been uttered, and there is a 0.000000 chance that it will be topped. This from colleague Michael Abramowitz's Style Section story about the Bush Fam this morning.

Meeting Team USA with Bush 43 before the game, Bush 41 gave a warm hug to Lakers star Kobe Bryant and received an affectionate greeting from Cavaliers hero LeBron James: "What's up, pops?" the massive James asked.

One way for a 23-year old pro basketball player to greet a former President might be "Hello, Mr. President." Another might be "What's up, pops." I'm done making fun of LeBron for the crying and the scowling and the wide-eyed disbelief. Anyone who breaks out the "What's up pops?" line is ok by me.


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Don't let the door hit ya, George

Something you might not be aware of:

George W. Bush's presidency will end up lasting about 2922 days. There are about 156 left to go, so we've managed to survive 2766 thus far.

Guess how many Dubya has spent on vacation?

919.

That's right, nine hundred and nineteen days of vacation in just over seven years.

That's right, our dear leader has been on vacation fully 1/3 of his time in office. That would make the French and their infamous mid-summer hiatuses blush.

Of course, I guess we could spin it as a good thing -- I mean, how bad things might have got if he had cut those vacation days down to 800 or even 400?

Instead of asking McCain and Obama what role religion plays in their life or who they might put in what Cabinet position, maybe we should just ask if they are going to put in a full work week -- and maybe a weekend here and there -- once in office.

(Note: These numbers are in a large part drawn from Maureen Dowd's column today, so don't blame me -- or be all that surprised -- if the math is off.)

By the way, in case you were wondering, he president's on vacation today.

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August 9, 2008

OMFG! Edwards Sex Scandal, Part II

Here is the ABC Nightline interview from last night. Edwards admits it all.



Wow, reads like a therapy session, doesn't it?

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August 1, 2008

Reason Number 7 to Boycott Walmart

I can think of 7 reasons to boycott Walmart off the top of my head; if you need more, then see these fine folks.

1. Puts local businesses out of business.
2. No freedom of speech.
3. Sexist promotion procedures.
4. Puts American corporations out of business by forcing them to sell to Walmart below cost.
5. The closing of locally owned businesses means added driving (traffic) for shoppers who have to travel longer distances to get to the Walmarts, which in turn, means higher prices for goods for the many rural Americans who shop there.
6. Blight on landscape.
7. Instructs its employees on how to vote.

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