May 7, 2008

Drop Out Already HRC!


You've lost. Let it go. We're tired. Thanks.

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2 comments:

ABM said...

This doesn't have anything to do with the picture, which is quite funny, but a poster on the CNN message board wrote that the "Clinton Campaign stole my money." This person wrote that he/she made a one-time $50 donation to HRC, and her campaign proceeded to take "unauthorized amounts of $50 out of my banking account" for three months. He/she called the HRC campaign multiple times with no luck; his bank's customer service also received no response.

This is as bad as HRC opening her Indiana victory speech last night with, "send me more money."

ABM said...

Ok, I thought this was funny too. Slate asked readers to come up with "doomsday scenarios" that could explain how HRC could still win.

This was my favorite:
"Hillary Clinton must parachute into Pakistan while under heavy sniper fire, infiltrate al-Qaida using a fake beard, putty nose, and duct tape, and capture Osama Bin Laden, whilst singing the “Star Spangled Banner” with one hand over her heart and an American flag lapel pin prominently shown on her outfit. She must film all of this in HD and create a montage scored to Lee Greenwood's “God Bless the U.S.A.” Meanwhile, Barack Obama must publicly convert to Islam and change his name to Osama Hafez al-Mohammed Hussein Ayatollah Obama, while burning an American flag in the Crystal Cathedral as he replaces the crucifix with a do-it-yourself Piss Christ, while performing an abortion on the exhumed body of Terri Schiavo. He should also be naked. It should then rain frogs. That ought to do it."